The 999,999th

Wow, I was the 999,999th visitor! And I won!
For the 999,999th time I think.
And oh what I won!
My choice of this or that
All I have to do is:
Go through 999,999 offers
And buy at least one,
For after I page through all the offers
And fail to select even one
I am instructed that in order to win
I have to buy at least one!
Oh what a shame, oh what a shill!
Does deceitful and sham come to mind?
But they must work
For they keep popping up
On every other site I visit
I am the 999,999th visitor!
Oh, and did I mention
All my free gift card?
$500 here, a $1000 there
Doese anybody get rich on these thing?
Oh yeah, the ones sending them out, right?
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